In a bold move that paid off spectacularly, the Golden Globes 2024 brought back comedian Nikki Glaser to host the ceremony for a second consecutive year. Glaser, proving that a repeat performance can be a masterstroke, delivered a razor-sharp and tightly written opening monologue that set a confident, witty tone for the entire evening.
A Sequel That Surpassed Expectations
Stepping onto the stage, Nikki Glaser immediately acknowledged her return with a clever pop culture reference. "Just like Wicked, I’m back for a sequel," she told the star-studded audience. She then launched into a nearly 10-minute opening act that was fast-paced, self-aware, and perfectly calibrated. The monologue had just enough edge to create a palpable tension in the room without crossing into hostility, a tightrope she walked with the skill of a seasoned performer.
Celebrities were visibly bracing for impact as Glaser fearlessly skewered Hollywood's perennial obsessions: fame, youth, and prestige projects. While some targets were familiar—like George Clooney's Nespresso ads or Leonardo DiCaprio's dating history—Glaser's fresh delivery and layered self-mockery made the jokes land cleanly and effectively.
The Mindset Behind the Mic
Following her well-received debut last year, Glaser has been open about her evolving approach. In a candid interview with Gayle King on CBS Mornings on January 6, she revealed a nuanced perspective. "I am a huge fan of these people," Glaser stated, explaining the difference between teasing newer actors and the legends she grew up admiring. This respectful fandom informed her comedy, creating a balance between cheeky ribbing and genuine appreciation that resonated throughout the night.
Glaser's Golden Globes Zingers: A Recap
Here are some of the standout jokes from Nikki Glaser's hosting stint at the 81st Golden Globes, which showcased her unique comedic voice:
"Welcome to the Golden Globes, without a doubt, the most important thing that’s happening in the world right now."
"George Clooney, you’re amazing, I’m such a fan... I’ve always wanted to ask you this question... My Nespresso has been coming out kind of watery, and I’m wondering — is it, like, a pod issue, or do you think it might be the filter?"
"What a career Leonardo DiCaprio has had. Countless iconic performances... and the most impressive thing is you were able to accomplish all that before your girlfriend turned 30."
"In Sinners, Michael B. Jordan played two brothers... He played twins. I can’t believe it, we got two Michael B. Jordans. When I saw that, I was like Nikki B. Jerkin."
"Wicked was back with Wicked: For Money … Two hours into that movie I was in tears, like I can’t believe there’s 45 minutes left."
"Ariana, I would listen to you sing the phonebook, grab the one Kevin Hart is sitting on."
"It’s a privilege to be in this room with you all. Please keep doing what you’re doing. Guillermo del Toro, keep making weird monster sex movies. And James Cameron, keep making weird monster sex movies."
"And lastly, Steve Martin and Martin Short, keep proving that in this industry, you’re never too old to still need money."
Nikki Glaser's successful second outing as Golden Globes host demonstrates that calculated bets on trusted talent can yield brilliant results. Her performance solidified her position as a sharp, intelligent voice capable of navigating the high-stakes environment of a major awards show with both humour and heart.
