The United Kingdom is home to some truly bizarre laws that remain on the statute books, many of which date back centuries. These peculiar regulations range from the handling of salmon to the carrying of planks on sidewalks, and even extend to the wearing of armor in Parliament. While some may seem comical, they are technically enforceable even today.
Handling Salmon in Suspicious Circumstances
Under the Salmon Act 1986, Section 32, it is illegal to handle salmon in "suspicious circumstances." This law was originally enacted to combat poaching, but its vague wording has led to some unusual applications. In a recent case, a 64-year-old angler was fined after being caught with a 79cm salmon protruding from his coat sleeve at a fishery. The court rejected his claim that he was merely holding it casually. Thus, if you purchase fish from an unverified source or appear to be acting suspiciously with salmon, you could face legal consequences.
Furniture and Planks: The Sidewalk Hazards Act
The Metropolitan Police Act of 1839 includes a provision that states a plank of wood must not be carried along a pavement unless it is being unloaded from a vehicle or taken into a building. This law originated in medieval times when overloaded carts often caused planks to fall into the street. Today, it technically prohibits carrying furniture like a bookshelf down the sidewalk without professional movers, though enforcement is rare.
The Knock, Knock, Ginger Problem
Section 54, part 16 of the Metropolitan Police Act 1839 makes it illegal to wilfully and wantonly disturb any inhabitant by pulling or ringing a doorbell or knocking at a door without lawful excuse. This law was introduced by Victorians exasperated by the prank of ringing doorbells and running away. It remains in effect, meaning that children who engage in this classic prank could theoretically be fined.
No Armor in Parliament
A statute from 1313, the Forbidding Bearing of Armour Act, makes it illegal to wear a full suit of armor in the Houses of Parliament. Edward II enacted this law to prevent violence between feuding parliamentary factions. Over 700 years later, it is still technically in force, though it is mostly a historical curiosity.
Swans Belong to the Queen
It is illegal to kill or injure a swan in the UK because all swans are considered property of the Crown. This law dates back to the 12th century when the monarchy claimed ownership of swans to prevent them from being eaten. While not strictly enforced, individuals can be fined if caught harming a swan, as it is considered damaging royal property.
Why Do These Laws Still Exist?
Many of these laws were created to address specific issues of their time, such as dust from carpet beating, loose planks from carts, and doorbell pranks. They have never been formally repealed, so they remain on the books. While most are not actively enforced, they serve as reminders of how historical legislation can persist into the modern age.
